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tirsdag den 4. marts 2014

OEG Talentshow 2014 vids!

OEG Talentshow 2014 vids!


oegtalentshow2014-1 (amnesty)

oegtalentshow2014-2 (latch by disclosure)

oegtalentshow2014-3 (jimi hendrix jam)

oegtalentshow2014-4 (jimi hendrix)

oegtalentshow2014-5 (showgirl)

oegtalentshow2014-6 (spansk rap suerta)

oegtalentshow2014-7 (spansk rap dinero)

oegtalentshow2014-8 (spansk rap gente latina)

oegtalentshow2014-9 (spansk rap gente latina dans)

oegtalentshow2014-10 (spansk rap ned på gulvet)

oegtalentshow2014-11 (vinderne annonceres)

oegtalentshow2014-12 (vinderne: magic alf)


http://instagram.com/p/k-aXu3HSwT/

http://instagram.com/p/k-bZBFHSxr/

http://instagram.com/p/k-cV2bHSy5/

søndag den 10. november 2013

Shifty, Nifty November


Shifty, Nifty November

Image: http://bdl-teenzone.blogspot.dk/2011_11_01_archive.html
♪♫ Listening to: Donatella by Lady Gaga, Tennis Court by Lorde, Do What U Want by Lady Gaga, 4x4 by Miley Cyrus, The Hook Up by Britney Spears, Birthday by Katy Perry, Soup For One by Chic, Another Dawn (feat. Irfane) by Breakbot, It Takes Two by Katy Perry ♫♪


What's up everyone!
Ugh I have been gone for a million years it seems, but I'm here now. (*break the ice begins playing… nah just kidding*)

I'm gonna tell you about the past weeks (since I keep a sort of retarded schedule) and some current affairs in the country. I'm not gonna write in proper english because i do that all the time in school, so here i get to relax because it is my blog and i do whatta want. i hope you can understand my words, so, here it begins:

The Fire Alarm
Friday the 11th october the fire alarm went off, and everyone were extremely happy and went outside. I think it went off during the psychology class, and some group were "saved by the bell" literally when some kid ran into the room and said "it's a fuurrr aint nobody got time 4 daat" (or something like that).

Image: http://www.uberreview.com/2006/07/fire-bell-alarm-clock.htm

The Flu
In the small "autumn holiday week" (i have no idea what it's called in english but we also call it "potato holidays" cuz children were supposed to help their old peeps pick potatoes during this week. now it's used for sleeping all day, staying awake all night, traveling, going to parties and/or watching porn.)
I got the fucking flu (along with everyone in my family except my dad, he never gets sick????), therefore I couldn't return my danish assignment which i had fought with my teacher about for some days. I ended up returning it, and getting a fucking A (12) so I was like "yeaaah bitch we diagree a lot but i still nailed it so suck it, school system". I later went to the doc with my bigbro and I got healthy… you guessed it, just in time for school :(

Image: http://science.howstuffworks.com/life/cellular-microscopic/flu.htm + my writings

Breaking Bad
I started watching "breaking bad" with my family around october in 2012 i think, and we really enjoy it, it's really dramatic and fun and sad and different and brings a lot of feels. We've reached (the final) season 5 episode 8, and we're currently waiting on the rest to get up on the netflix - in the meantime we're starting to watch some "house of cards".
Enjoy this picture Rihanna posted on instagram of tha actors with fake tats:

Image: instagram.com/badgalriri

Peanuts and Harddiscs
I have eaten so many peanuts and looked through a lot of hard discs.
The hard discs are the biggest mess with a million files cluttered into each other.
I accidentally stepped on the peanut bowls and my whole floor was covered in peanut shells.
Fuck no, I said, and cleaned it up two weeks later.

Image: http://lookimadethat.com/2010/06/06/boiledpeanuts/


Worst Day Ever
Monday the 21st october was one of the worst days of this year for me.


Reasons why:
1) I woke up late and looked like shit and came in too late. i was very angry and sad from the minute i woke up.
2) I had huge skin problems and had a bandaid in my face and a weird scandinavian hat on which i like but everyone else laughs at.
3) I had my gym. bag with me with clothes and shoes but it was cancelled.
4) I was wearing rubber boots. they were short and white and so fugly.
5) we were going to the forest and i was a complete idiot because everyone took the bus/their cars and i was the only one, left to my own devices. i was in deep panic.
6) it was raining and we were walking around picking mushrooms
7) after everything, my "classic studies" group and i went back to edit a video. this was THE ONLY reason i went to school that day.

This is how I felt:



New Music
I listened to Bangerz by Miley Cyrus. I was much better than excepted, but with many shit moments. I love parts of SMS, 4x4, #getitright, lovemoneyparty, rooting for my baby, do my thang and on my own.

I listened to Pure Heroine by Lorde. I was very dull, but talented for a 16-year old. I adore Tennis Court more than Royals. tennis court is my jaaam.

I listened to Prism by Katy Perry. first half is pop and second half is songs about god. birthday better be a fucking single because that shit is so happy.

I am listening to Artpop by Gaga, and I am waiting for Britney Jean by Britney.
Artpop has awesome moments, but as an album it's kinda weak. I love Donatella, do what u want, ARTPOP, manicure, mary jane holland. I like parts of G.U.Y. and Fashion!.

Image: https://www.facebook.com/ARTPOPTHEALBUM
Britney's work bitch: no. it's on the same level as scream and shout, perhaps even with less melody.
Britney's perfume: good that it's less EDM, but still no.
Britney's passenger: nice intro. better than the other ones, but still very forgettable. give me sexy, cool, crazy britney back!!


Assignments and Prom
Again, I have no idea why people say that "2.g" is easier than "3.g".
I think the last year is the hardest, because it's COUNTING for something, it's a HIGHER level and it's MORE assignments for us.
It has been a nifty november because I have gotten B's and A's in pretty much all things and I'm very proud of it, I wanna do my best even though the university I wanna get in to doesn't require any grades.

Galla (prom) is coming up (well in about 6 months) and I have neither a dress or a partner.
I want a fine ass dress (for my pear shaped body) because i have huuuge hips and no tits and a tiny waist - how am i gonna work that?!
I also want a partner, but everyone I've asked is already taken (???) and I don't think people want to go with me because I am the biggest loner and weirdo of the school. Well, yea, I usually am, but i can be good company too :)



Class Picture Through The Years <3 b="">
(of course, the last one is not how we look everyday)





Basic Stuff

We tried on student caps






I bought gum




I hit myself while buying gum




I got these earrings




Working on umbrella things




I love omelets



an OEG gør en forskel sign



I want more grey hoodies!1!



I love these aliens from tumblr



"Vild med ALLAN"



Yahya Hassan is the present time nietzsche!



Gaga's ass is phenomenal



My mom is the best cook



Obama is a G



+ Nile Rodgers was on Reddit!! http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1q8u0f/i_am_nile_rodgers_producer_guitarist_for_chic/?limit=500


+ I'm dying because of my SRP - why did i chose biology and english?? ffs


Thanks for reading, and see you next time!
– veni vidi vici 



fredag den 11. oktober 2013

OEG facts

OEG facts
Image: https://www.facebook.com/Oerestad

Der foregår mange sære ting på Ørestad Gymnasium, og jeg har tænkt mig at remse nogle op her. Nogle punkter er lavet selv, men mange er inspireret af https://www.facebook.com/oeg.memes.3?fref=ts samt samtaler med folk. 
Denne liste vil blive opdateret med tiden, enjoy!


  • du kan tydeligt se forskel på 1. og 3.g'ere. det er rent faktisk uhyggeligt.
  • du mister alt hvad du kunne med smuk håndskrift i folkeskolen
  • MACMACMACMACMA
  • brand i bygningen? forlad venligst bygningen HAHAHA
  • som 1.g'er kan du ikke finde rundt på skolen eller andre steder. det er umuligt.
  • der er et hav af mennesker du skal igennem hver dag, på alle tidspunkter
  • hvorfor er logoet et æg
  • NEJ DU MÅ IKKE se mit lectio billede eller mit studiekort
  • simon juul arbejder i kantinen. true story.
  • du arbejder bedst under pres = du sidder natten inden opgaven skal afleveres og laver den.
  • wifi'en har PMS. all day erryday.
  • I er i et rundt lokale. HVOR ER STIKKONTAKTEN
  • du kommer til at få stærke lår.
  • BEYONCÉ. BEYONCÉ ER OVERALT FOR HUN ER GUD.
  • kaffen er dårlig, men livsnødvendig.
  • folk går CRAY i praha
  • du vil højst sandsynligt ikke forstå hvad AT, DHO, SRO og SRP går ud på, eller hvordan man gør det 100% rigtigt, nogensinde i dit liv
  • folk klapper som sæler ved fald, tab eller ødelæggelse af ting
  • nogle piger har fantastiske göts
  • ingen hører efter i VT.
  • ingen kan lide BETA eller DJ'sne til festerne...
  • ...som du skal afgive dit fingeraftryk for at komme ind til.
  • ...som skriver BETA i størrelse 126 på alle fest billederne.
  • du, eller én du kender, kommer på OegKys, OegSnitch eller OegMatchmaking.
  • du kommer til at se folk fighte over mac og pc.
  • du kommer til at have timer mange mærkelige steder, som ikke er på skolen, og som har lorte wifi og klima.
  • show a little love >>> der sker noget særligt på ørestad gymnaium, husk det nu
  • blokering af facebook, tumblr og netflix fungerer altså ikke. vi er klogere end i tror.
  • du tænker over, om nogen sælger kopier af elevatornøglen og tjener mad para på det.
  • folk læser ikke bøger i ferien.
  • der er ikke så mange, der falder på trapperne, som man tror. desværre.
  • du hader sangen "der sker noget særligt..." med en brændende passion.
  • du får ikke din oplader tilbage. bare glem det, ingen kigger på dit lectio opslag. jeg mistede en madpakke sådan.
  • folk kan ikke lide primetime.
  • der vil være folk, som kun kigger på hvordan du staver, i stedet for det du rent faktisk siger.
  • lad være med at være kærester med én fra din klasse (!!!)
  • du aner ikke, om du skal være glad eller bange over at have 0 eksaminer i år
  • du kommer til at elske lærere som gør at man kan kopiere i pdf'en og rent faktisk læse den. ellers læser du den ikke. 
  • glem alt om at købe en stor, god frokost OG have tid/et sted at nyde den.
  • filmtid = sovetid
  • hvem tager sprog- og temadage alvorligt?
  • alle elsker åbenbart 9gag og funnyjunk
  • pftt, wikipedia er da troværdigt nok
  • der går/gik nogle overdrevet smukke model mennesker på OEG
  • gossip går hurtigt rundt.
  • vold sker faktisk til festerne
  • hvis du ikke køber billet i tide, så forvent af give op til 3x så meget
  • i 3.g har du efterhånden lært at tage oplader med hver dag
  • det er svært at lære 30 menneskers navne, hurtigt.
  • du kommer til at lægge mærke til musik eleverne, medie eleverne og enspænderne.
  • motivationen til at lave lektier og arbejde hårdt og stå tidligt op er der i max 5 min.
  • der er douchebags med caps og dr dre og dyre bælter. du skal nok se/høre dem.
  • du kommer til at hade lærere som aflyser modulet i løbet af morgenen eller lægger lektier ind meget sent.
  • du tænker over at navngive dit barn med Z eller X så de slipper for fravær om morgenen. 
  • du græder over folk, som stadig ikke kan deres nutids-r regler.
  • FUCKIN' FODNOTER