søndag den 10. november 2013

Shifty, Nifty November


Shifty, Nifty November

Image: http://bdl-teenzone.blogspot.dk/2011_11_01_archive.html
♪♫ Listening to: Donatella by Lady Gaga, Tennis Court by Lorde, Do What U Want by Lady Gaga, 4x4 by Miley Cyrus, The Hook Up by Britney Spears, Birthday by Katy Perry, Soup For One by Chic, Another Dawn (feat. Irfane) by Breakbot, It Takes Two by Katy Perry ♫♪


What's up everyone!
Ugh I have been gone for a million years it seems, but I'm here now. (*break the ice begins playing… nah just kidding*)

I'm gonna tell you about the past weeks (since I keep a sort of retarded schedule) and some current affairs in the country. I'm not gonna write in proper english because i do that all the time in school, so here i get to relax because it is my blog and i do whatta want. i hope you can understand my words, so, here it begins:

The Fire Alarm
Friday the 11th october the fire alarm went off, and everyone were extremely happy and went outside. I think it went off during the psychology class, and some group were "saved by the bell" literally when some kid ran into the room and said "it's a fuurrr aint nobody got time 4 daat" (or something like that).

Image: http://www.uberreview.com/2006/07/fire-bell-alarm-clock.htm

The Flu
In the small "autumn holiday week" (i have no idea what it's called in english but we also call it "potato holidays" cuz children were supposed to help their old peeps pick potatoes during this week. now it's used for sleeping all day, staying awake all night, traveling, going to parties and/or watching porn.)
I got the fucking flu (along with everyone in my family except my dad, he never gets sick????), therefore I couldn't return my danish assignment which i had fought with my teacher about for some days. I ended up returning it, and getting a fucking A (12) so I was like "yeaaah bitch we diagree a lot but i still nailed it so suck it, school system". I later went to the doc with my bigbro and I got healthy… you guessed it, just in time for school :(

Image: http://science.howstuffworks.com/life/cellular-microscopic/flu.htm + my writings

Breaking Bad
I started watching "breaking bad" with my family around october in 2012 i think, and we really enjoy it, it's really dramatic and fun and sad and different and brings a lot of feels. We've reached (the final) season 5 episode 8, and we're currently waiting on the rest to get up on the netflix - in the meantime we're starting to watch some "house of cards".
Enjoy this picture Rihanna posted on instagram of tha actors with fake tats:

Image: instagram.com/badgalriri

Peanuts and Harddiscs
I have eaten so many peanuts and looked through a lot of hard discs.
The hard discs are the biggest mess with a million files cluttered into each other.
I accidentally stepped on the peanut bowls and my whole floor was covered in peanut shells.
Fuck no, I said, and cleaned it up two weeks later.

Image: http://lookimadethat.com/2010/06/06/boiledpeanuts/


Worst Day Ever
Monday the 21st october was one of the worst days of this year for me.


Reasons why:
1) I woke up late and looked like shit and came in too late. i was very angry and sad from the minute i woke up.
2) I had huge skin problems and had a bandaid in my face and a weird scandinavian hat on which i like but everyone else laughs at.
3) I had my gym. bag with me with clothes and shoes but it was cancelled.
4) I was wearing rubber boots. they were short and white and so fugly.
5) we were going to the forest and i was a complete idiot because everyone took the bus/their cars and i was the only one, left to my own devices. i was in deep panic.
6) it was raining and we were walking around picking mushrooms
7) after everything, my "classic studies" group and i went back to edit a video. this was THE ONLY reason i went to school that day.

This is how I felt:



New Music
I listened to Bangerz by Miley Cyrus. I was much better than excepted, but with many shit moments. I love parts of SMS, 4x4, #getitright, lovemoneyparty, rooting for my baby, do my thang and on my own.

I listened to Pure Heroine by Lorde. I was very dull, but talented for a 16-year old. I adore Tennis Court more than Royals. tennis court is my jaaam.

I listened to Prism by Katy Perry. first half is pop and second half is songs about god. birthday better be a fucking single because that shit is so happy.

I am listening to Artpop by Gaga, and I am waiting for Britney Jean by Britney.
Artpop has awesome moments, but as an album it's kinda weak. I love Donatella, do what u want, ARTPOP, manicure, mary jane holland. I like parts of G.U.Y. and Fashion!.

Image: https://www.facebook.com/ARTPOPTHEALBUM
Britney's work bitch: no. it's on the same level as scream and shout, perhaps even with less melody.
Britney's perfume: good that it's less EDM, but still no.
Britney's passenger: nice intro. better than the other ones, but still very forgettable. give me sexy, cool, crazy britney back!!


Assignments and Prom
Again, I have no idea why people say that "2.g" is easier than "3.g".
I think the last year is the hardest, because it's COUNTING for something, it's a HIGHER level and it's MORE assignments for us.
It has been a nifty november because I have gotten B's and A's in pretty much all things and I'm very proud of it, I wanna do my best even though the university I wanna get in to doesn't require any grades.

Galla (prom) is coming up (well in about 6 months) and I have neither a dress or a partner.
I want a fine ass dress (for my pear shaped body) because i have huuuge hips and no tits and a tiny waist - how am i gonna work that?!
I also want a partner, but everyone I've asked is already taken (???) and I don't think people want to go with me because I am the biggest loner and weirdo of the school. Well, yea, I usually am, but i can be good company too :)



Class Picture Through The Years <3 b="">
(of course, the last one is not how we look everyday)





Basic Stuff

We tried on student caps






I bought gum




I hit myself while buying gum




I got these earrings




Working on umbrella things




I love omelets



an OEG gør en forskel sign



I want more grey hoodies!1!



I love these aliens from tumblr



"Vild med ALLAN"



Yahya Hassan is the present time nietzsche!



Gaga's ass is phenomenal



My mom is the best cook



Obama is a G



+ Nile Rodgers was on Reddit!! http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1q8u0f/i_am_nile_rodgers_producer_guitarist_for_chic/?limit=500


+ I'm dying because of my SRP - why did i chose biology and english?? ffs


Thanks for reading, and see you next time!
– veni vidi vici 



fredag den 11. oktober 2013

OEG facts

OEG facts
Image: https://www.facebook.com/Oerestad

Der foregår mange sære ting på Ørestad Gymnasium, og jeg har tænkt mig at remse nogle op her. Nogle punkter er lavet selv, men mange er inspireret af https://www.facebook.com/oeg.memes.3?fref=ts samt samtaler med folk. 
Denne liste vil blive opdateret med tiden, enjoy!


  • du kan tydeligt se forskel på 1. og 3.g'ere. det er rent faktisk uhyggeligt.
  • du mister alt hvad du kunne med smuk håndskrift i folkeskolen
  • MACMACMACMACMA
  • brand i bygningen? forlad venligst bygningen HAHAHA
  • som 1.g'er kan du ikke finde rundt på skolen eller andre steder. det er umuligt.
  • der er et hav af mennesker du skal igennem hver dag, på alle tidspunkter
  • hvorfor er logoet et æg
  • NEJ DU MÅ IKKE se mit lectio billede eller mit studiekort
  • simon juul arbejder i kantinen. true story.
  • du arbejder bedst under pres = du sidder natten inden opgaven skal afleveres og laver den.
  • wifi'en har PMS. all day erryday.
  • I er i et rundt lokale. HVOR ER STIKKONTAKTEN
  • du kommer til at få stærke lår.
  • BEYONCÉ. BEYONCÉ ER OVERALT FOR HUN ER GUD.
  • kaffen er dårlig, men livsnødvendig.
  • folk går CRAY i praha
  • du vil højst sandsynligt ikke forstå hvad AT, DHO, SRO og SRP går ud på, eller hvordan man gør det 100% rigtigt, nogensinde i dit liv
  • folk klapper som sæler ved fald, tab eller ødelæggelse af ting
  • nogle piger har fantastiske göts
  • ingen hører efter i VT.
  • ingen kan lide BETA eller DJ'sne til festerne...
  • ...som du skal afgive dit fingeraftryk for at komme ind til.
  • ...som skriver BETA i størrelse 126 på alle fest billederne.
  • du, eller én du kender, kommer på OegKys, OegSnitch eller OegMatchmaking.
  • du kommer til at se folk fighte over mac og pc.
  • du kommer til at have timer mange mærkelige steder, som ikke er på skolen, og som har lorte wifi og klima.
  • show a little love >>> der sker noget særligt på ørestad gymnaium, husk det nu
  • blokering af facebook, tumblr og netflix fungerer altså ikke. vi er klogere end i tror.
  • du tænker over, om nogen sælger kopier af elevatornøglen og tjener mad para på det.
  • folk læser ikke bøger i ferien.
  • der er ikke så mange, der falder på trapperne, som man tror. desværre.
  • du hader sangen "der sker noget særligt..." med en brændende passion.
  • du får ikke din oplader tilbage. bare glem det, ingen kigger på dit lectio opslag. jeg mistede en madpakke sådan.
  • folk kan ikke lide primetime.
  • der vil være folk, som kun kigger på hvordan du staver, i stedet for det du rent faktisk siger.
  • lad være med at være kærester med én fra din klasse (!!!)
  • du aner ikke, om du skal være glad eller bange over at have 0 eksaminer i år
  • du kommer til at elske lærere som gør at man kan kopiere i pdf'en og rent faktisk læse den. ellers læser du den ikke. 
  • glem alt om at købe en stor, god frokost OG have tid/et sted at nyde den.
  • filmtid = sovetid
  • hvem tager sprog- og temadage alvorligt?
  • alle elsker åbenbart 9gag og funnyjunk
  • pftt, wikipedia er da troværdigt nok
  • der går/gik nogle overdrevet smukke model mennesker på OEG
  • gossip går hurtigt rundt.
  • vold sker faktisk til festerne
  • hvis du ikke køber billet i tide, så forvent af give op til 3x så meget
  • i 3.g har du efterhånden lært at tage oplader med hver dag
  • det er svært at lære 30 menneskers navne, hurtigt.
  • du kommer til at lægge mærke til musik eleverne, medie eleverne og enspænderne.
  • motivationen til at lave lektier og arbejde hårdt og stå tidligt op er der i max 5 min.
  • der er douchebags med caps og dr dre og dyre bælter. du skal nok se/høre dem.
  • du kommer til at hade lærere som aflyser modulet i løbet af morgenen eller lægger lektier ind meget sent.
  • du tænker over at navngive dit barn med Z eller X så de slipper for fravær om morgenen. 
  • du græder over folk, som stadig ikke kan deres nutids-r regler.
  • FUCKIN' FODNOTER 

søndag den 22. september 2013

Respect - given or earned?

Image: http://gregdetisionlinesuccess.com/2011/08/26/active-listening/

Listening to: Domino Dancing by The Petshop Boys, Dark Horse by Katy Perry & Don't Go by Röyksopp

Good afternoon!
I started writing on this at school, where we were talking about branding in our AT8 project. We jumped around many irrelevant nice topics. I discussed religion, and then respect with one guy, and we agreed on respect being a two way street. I  thought I would write a short post about it and what I think about it.


Image: http://www.reddit.com/r/OaklandAthletics/related/1gcq4v/the_as_get_no_respect/


Since forever, I have been called "the black sheep" in my family, or sometimes "the bitch", because I had different views than them and I was open to other people and their choices. I have libertarian views, which oppose my Polish family's views of "I should go to church and be a christian because they said so", "parents are always right", "you should wear this clothing and act this way because you are this gender" and traditional stuff like that. Many times I have been the cause of been in huge arguments because I wanted justice, I wanted equality, and apparently that's not how anyone was raised back in ol' Poland.
I understand the "respect your parents" and "respect your elders" way of thinking, but I do disagree. I do not believe in "good" or "bad" people, and I feel that it's logical to judge people not on their age or their title, but on their actions and motives. Also, remember the saying "Man skal ikke kaste med sten, når man selv bor i et glashus" which means, don't be hypocritical, treat others as if you'd like to be treated.
Just because you're old does not give you right to walk all over others. I respect if someone has accomplished a lot of fought in a war etc, but I act on what you do now, in front of everyone. And parents should not be respected if they act like horrible monsters towards you; fx children who have been molested, beaten up severely and locked in a basement for 10+ years. It is just so hypocritical to say that you should respect them and then they don't fucking respect you back. And if they have some sort of medical/mental issues, they should explain that beforehand so that people don't judge them too harshly. So I think the phrases "respect your elderly" and "respect your parents" are bullshit.
Image: http://www.redbubble.com/people/neoquaid/works/9303881-give-respect-get-respect?p=sticker


I have also had the discussion with my bigbro several times about respect. I always said that "respect is given" but he always says "respect is earned". I can see that. I can feel it from both perspectives.
Is it respect to leave people alone in public? Or is it common behavior? Is is respect to obey someone? Is is respect to praise someone? What is respect? Do we take it for granted?
I myself feel that I respect everyone until otherwise proven that I shouldn't. And then it's not like I will hit them in the face, most times (after a possible big argument with them) I will just stop associating myself with them and leave them alone (and hope they leave me alone, too). What do you think? This discussion can go on and on with people and I would like to hear your opinion :)

Bye for now, see u next time :)
– Lé Vici 

I shouldn't respect you/give you "extra respect" if you don't respect me. 
Don't put up with shit from people if they don't treat you appropriately. Remember that, motherfuckers! 

fredag den 13. september 2013

Political issues, yo

Image: Welcome to the internet page on fb

Listening to: Hold Me Lonely Boy (KarmaK Re-edit) by Norma Jean (as heard on the Zulu ads...)

Hi everybody! ("i'm doctor nick...")

I'm back yet again. We started the school week with gymnastics, and we went running up and down metallic stairs next to our high school. Some people twisted their ankles, and some even tasted blood. Fuck, I'm starting to believe that our teacher is a small Duracell bunny, she may even run in her sleep.
We've also had a lot of biology and... umm.. "classic studies" and it's ok. Many of us believe that classics should be a sub category to history or social science or even religion.

We made some brain stuff in psychology.



Tuesday we got our picture taken and I came in very late because I did my makeup real quick in the school bathroom. Silly me, can never get up on time. Our "silly pic" is my class being fatties with pillows for stomachs + pizza, chips, cola and so on.
I would like to look like this:

But I'm probably gonna end up like this:


Wednesday I was with Rebecca out to hear a presentation about the bloody drug war and Mexico/USA conflict by Ebbe Fischer. MOS, our spanish teacher, suggested it, and it was nice :) 




All instagram images are from my personal instagram.

You can hear/download the full presentation and discussion here for free:





Anyway, this post will be about government and politics. As you can see in the picture above, "Welcome to the Internet" posted this political comic on Facebook. It's a cow about to be slaughtered, it doesn't matter if it goes to the left or to the right; it's the same deal. I can sorta feel this. 
But the comment "Just go fucking backwards" interested me; what did he mean by that? There are many forms of going back, and I don't think going back to the patriarchy/racist/old fashioned times would work. I do see the thing with going back to times when people weren't under such a huge government; that is just my point of view, I'm not 100% sure what political ideology I follow because I feel that each party probably has its ups and downs, but for now I feel kinda "libertarian/anarco capitalist/a bit conservative" ish. 

I think there are many blurred lines (*i know you want it*) in subjects such as politics, but I do believe in legalization of drugs (I think it's bad for your body to take them tho), smaller state, free market, the right to abortion, green energy and marriage equality. 
I don't believe violent games/films/music causes violent people. I'm against circumcision because the individual is not old enough to know what's going on - I've even debated in my head if it's ok to baptize children and take them to church at a young age. I'm against religion, but I don't mind what people believe in. I think that people with really severe handicap/illnesses shouldn't reproduce, for themselves, the child's and the society's sake (but of course, no forcing! it's up to themselves). 
I'm also ok with nuclear power, as long as it's done right (it's better than fossil fuel IMO). I'm against treating people inferior because of their gender, looks, race, religion, status, job etc - I respect people based on how they act, not on some non relevant factors. I'm not sure about death penalty; but if I am, it has to be a really serious crime and it has to be 100% factual that the person did it.

I'm actually not sure how I feel about democracy - I know that it's better than dictatorship etc. but I'm not sure if it's the best choice to put power in something just because the majority says/thinks something about it. 
Image: http://www.biostim.com.au/news/Democracy-Two-wolves-and-a-sheep-voting-on-whats-for-dinner/

I believe that people should be able decide for themselves, and do whatever they want as long as it doesn't harm/hurt others. I like to discuss political and ethical issues with people if they want to; hell, very few of my friends think the same as I do. I think it's boring to surround yourself only with people that you have something in common with, you don't get to challenge yourself and them. Life isn't always a circle jerk.


What do you think about politics? What do you think about government? What countries do you think are doing it right? :)

Image: http://www.feelingeurope.eu/Pages/ideologies.html



Here are my results of the political party test: http://www.politicalcompass.org/test



That was all I had to say for now! Have a nice weekend, see you soon.
P.S., today I chose my SRP subjects (english and biology!) holy shit! i'm hella nervous!


– Lé Vici 



lørdag den 7. september 2013

Cozy Saturday Blog

Image: http://englishhelponline.me/2011/03/09/adjective-cozy/

Listening to: Puppets by Depeche Mode, The Next Day by David Bowie and Radioactive by Imagine Dragons

Whaddup errybody! Seems like I only get to write to y'all at the weekends, right? Yeah because school is back, and has been for many weeks now. That means no more living in the night, getting up at 2 PM, eating snacks all the time, watching cartoons (south park 4ev) and so on. That means being tired as fuck, writing assignments which bore you to death, learning bullshit and dealing with people you cant stand. Or actually, you cant stand being with people because it... wears you out, mentally. 

Anyway, this is saturday! SO IT'S PARTY TIME Nah, it's me time, I do what I want. It's a cozy day :)
Parents are doing some re-modelling at home, bigbro is chilling and me, I am taking a break from my danish assignment which is a feature story. I don't like that. I like essays better, because... well, you're reading my blog. That's an answer in itself. (means I have a load of crap in my mind)
I woke up at 9:30 I think and ate salmon for breakfast. I watched some Amazing Atheist vids because I like the responses he makes. I'm also surprised he (TJ) has like 80-90% males watching and so little females. ( here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVd7O7eamFU )

And I have to watch Sin Nombre as spanish group work, write an english assignment on some shit, a biology assignment on chlamydia etc. Monday we're having gymnastics (as of which I GOT SICK last time and it's not worth it) and if it rains, imma be out, nope, i'm not gonna do that again. I loathe gymnastics, it's so humiliating and hard to do and gross.

Tuesday we're gonna have our 3.l class picture taken! :) And we're thinking about dressing up :p

I also wanna watch the new Breaking Bad episodes + maybe get into Dexter, White Collar, Psych etc. Our TV is broken so I'll wait till we buy a new one. So many choices! And I also haven't found headphones that I loooove - I want something light, not too expensive, a little pretty, a little noisecancelling (but not too much since I'm riding bikes all da time no wanna get runovah)... I think I could buy these Sennheiser PX 200 ii or somethin'
Image: http://koptelefoonkopenreview.nl/product/sennheiser-px200-ii-review/



Here are some pics I took because I felt like it:


Painted my nails purple yesterday, ya dig? And I dyed my brows - am I Cara Delevinge yet?! ;)


Dad gave me these sort of things to drink of, I think they're bloody stupid, yet good for the environment


Look! I'm straightening my hair! I have honestly never done that until 2013... And hey, also, my natural haircolour is coming back


Do I look nice without my bangs? I had bangs for 17 years and decided that I wanted to see what I look like without them (or it?) It was very high maintenance :(


+ Made this bracelet like a month ago (pearls from Tiger, a fancy boutique and second hand shops, wax tread from Poland umm like 60 cents for 2 meters in think) 
and guess what! six of the pearls  glow in the dark ^_^ 



Enjoy your weekend, I look forward to writing more elaborate blogs in the future. And about shit that matters. Bye <3 br=""> – Lé Vici